Happy Groundhog Day

Every year the groundhog finishes delivering his packages, and crawls under the deck, only to emerge on February 2nd and stick his tongue on the festivus pole. If it freezes on, he dies and spring never comes. If he can pull it away, he goes back to sleep 'cause there's nothing else to do in winter.

OOPS, sorry that's the wrong tale. You can look up the real won at punxatawny phil's website.